My friend cheats at cornhole, so I brought a laser measure
Editors' DilemmaOctober 28, 2026· Be the first to vote
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My side
Every summer, my crew plays never-ending games of cornhole at the campground. One of my friends has a habit: when we measure close bags, he nudges his bag toward the hole with his foot. Everybody sees it, nobody says anything. This year, I brought a laser measure, bought specially for the occasion. I measured every point, to the millimeter, out loud, taking photos of the board. After three games, nobody wanted to play with me anymore. My friend nicknamed me “the IRS auditor of cornhole.” I think at least now the scores are fair.
Their side
My friend admits he sometimes “adjusts” his bag, but according to him, it’s a running joke that’s gone on for years and makes everyone laugh. He thinks I turned a vacation game into an official tournament, with photos and measurements, and that it killed the vibe. He would have preferred I just tell him to knock it off.
So, who's wrong?
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